Hey Cousin Connie. You say you want me to hurry up and get vaxxed so you can feel safe when you visit. I really don’t think you should come out this spring. Here’s why. In Smalltown Indiana things are horrible. If only we had listened to Dr. Fauci! Over half the men, women and children have died of this deadliest of all plagues in the history of humanity. Yes, the economy is good. There are a large number of job openings. Such as grave digger and wheelbarrow pusher. Every night at evening a young man makes the rounds with a cowbell yelling, “Bring out yer dead!” And nearly every family in our little town has at least one body to throw in. Truly tragic.
An Email to a Cousin in a Blue City
An Email to a Cousin in a Blue City
An Email to a Cousin in a Blue City
Hey Cousin Connie. You say you want me to hurry up and get vaxxed so you can feel safe when you visit. I really don’t think you should come out this spring. Here’s why. In Smalltown Indiana things are horrible. If only we had listened to Dr. Fauci! Over half the men, women and children have died of this deadliest of all plagues in the history of humanity. Yes, the economy is good. There are a large number of job openings. Such as grave digger and wheelbarrow pusher. Every night at evening a young man makes the rounds with a cowbell yelling, “Bring out yer dead!” And nearly every family in our little town has at least one body to throw in. Truly tragic.