Eat poison kids! That’s the new slogan of the mega corporation conglomerate. Parents are upset. -Why are they poisoning their candy? Why are they encouraging our children to eat this stuff? Their kids keep eating candy. All so swell and dandy. Arsenic is listed as an ingredient on the latest chocolate caramel nougat. About adding flavor. There is talk about a boycott. A few stern letters are written to the company they buy their candy from. Eat poison kids! The corporation’s CEO openly brags about her plans. -It’s important to expose young children to a variety of toxins. Cyanide, arsenic, strychnine, anthrax, lead. Otherwise, they might grow up not knowing poison exists and discriminate against those who peel lead paint off walls to eat. The haters would deny those who like to swallow or inhale poison the right to exist. Despite the hateful, narrow-minded parents we will continue to expose children to a diverse variety of poisons at as early an age as possible. No matter what. Eat poison kids! The outraged parents grumble together. They meet online and offline. If only the company determined to poison kids would agree to put smaller amounts of toxins in the candy the parents buy. Or at least less lethal forms. Too bad boycotts don’t work. -I sure hope this stuff doesn’t kill either kid. We’re down to two now. Susie got so sick at Halloween. We know what’s wrong and right. But have no legal bite. The parents get politicians to penalize the corporation—that they continue to buy their little ones’ candy from. Eat poison kids!
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