Consumptive Chronicles

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Apr 25
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Seth Sampsa @sethsampsa

Is anyone else turning into a giant bug after they got the vaccine? Parts of my body started falling off after I got vaxxed and now I can only eat garbage. Everyone should get vaxxed, very grateful to have gotten Pfizer but wondering where I can find info about this

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It’s a very mild side effect. I kind of like sleeping on the ceiling, and garbage is cheaper than Ramen. I would take this over getting Covid any day. Everyone get vaccinated. Can someone please help me?

Sampsa is a regular contributor for Buzzle and the Gray City Times. He’s been writing fewer stories. He says it’s due to lack of fingers. And the Dragon app no longer recognizes his voice.

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Steve
May 28

Hi RE, If you don’t already, check out this substack.

https://cjhopkins.substack.com/p/monkeypoxmania?r=z5lky&s=r&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=direct

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